My Ideal Life...

My ideal life would be one with nobody else in it. It would be just me, my dog Rocki & my Twitter/Internet friends... I have no need for real friends... I don't long for company from other people, Rocki is a dog, which is mans best friend. So I already have a best friend.

I wouldn't need a girlfriend. And if I did it would only be for my natural urges. But then again, that's nothing that can't be helped with a simple tub of Vaseline & some Internet... I'd rather have that than the hassle of keeping a real girlfriend. Cheaper as well.

My ideal life would be one where I could have my own house and live alone with just my dog. I would be rich. I would hire a personal shopper and pay them £200 a week so I would never have to leave the house... Of course I would to walk Rocki, but for no other reason. Unless it was absolutely neccassary...

I would spend all my days & nights playing computer games, watching TV & playing with Rocki... I wouldn't need anything or anyone. Or anything from anyone. I could just spend the rest of my life alone in solitude. Away from judgemental people.

I know what you're thinking... Having read this, you think I'm a freak. Don't you? I think you do....


-- Thats all folks!!